Jokes

I find tis pretty funny....

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top.